Dear Louise

Thank you for saying lovely things about me. I am your fan too, for as long as I can still see you ,as you are disappearing before my cat eyes these days. SHE liked your outfit yesterday, and said I would too, as I have good taste and fashion sense like my beloved master Benjamin.
I am a bit peeved that no one thought to send me a bit of cake from the party, or even a scrape of the salmon paste from the scones , or a morsel of smoked salmon. I waited for THEM to come home , and greeted THEM wildly  when the car rolled back but my needs were forgotten.
PLEASE MAY I COME AND STAY WITH YOU FOR A BIT , I WILL BE GOOD AND CAN TELL YOU WHEN THE FRIDGE DOOR IS OPEN OR I CAN SMELL SALMON.