Thursday, 30 December 2010
Thursday, 23 December 2010
I am writing you both, as I am not sure which of you is real.
I have few needs. They are all simple ones.
Dear Ben or Santa
I have lots of blankets in this cold weather to keep me warm . Some are hairy and furry. Some are old blankets belonging to THEM. Some are Cat blankets especially designed to be bought with me in mind by the animal loving humans who always are a soft touch for a bit of fleece offcut styled and labelled Pet Blanket. So I dont need any.
I have lots of Cat Toys. I have mice. I have feathers on poles. I have Bells. I never play with them. I do not need Cat Toys.
I have lots of Grooming Tools. I have a brush with two sides like Janus. I have two combs. I even have a green container for them to match the kitchen. I do not need Grooming Tools.
Dear Santa or Dear Ben
All I want is to see you.
All I want is to have Turkey Breast with no salt gravy on Christmas Day
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
They couldn't bring me back a present from the Metropolis, but they brought me back a picture of these dogs.I think they are a very clever mapping . I'm not sure how it was done , probably putting a picture of Staffordshire China dogs into a CAD, and making a net, flattening it out and enlarging it. I think the cardboard result is very good. Now what you dont realise is that these dogs are over 10 feet high. That's why they couldnt bring me even one. I think the Saachi was a bit slow here. An A4 sheet of the net ready to cut out and put together would have been a really suitable present for a boy.