Sat by back door to repel the nasty Herring Gulls.
They are a terrible nuisance for THEM.
They deliberately soil the clean washing on the line.
They deliberately soil the car.
They dive bomb passers by.
I AM NOT AFRAID OF THEM.
Sat by wall to watch the nasty pigeons.
They eat lettuce seedlings.
They pick bits of string from the sweet pea wigwam.
They deliberately soil the water butt when looking for seed.
I AM NOT AFRAID OF THEM
Wanted to sit in the greenhouse
and watch the world go by after my hectic morning.
BUT HE WAS THERE.