Dear Santa or Dear Ben

I am writing you both, as I am not sure which of you is real.
I have few needs. They are all simple ones.


Dear Ben or Santa

I have lots of blankets in this cold weather to keep me warm . Some are hairy and furry. Some are old blankets belonging to THEM. Some are Cat blankets especially designed to be bought with me in mind  by the animal loving humans who always are a soft touch for a bit of fleece offcut styled and labelled Pet Blanket. So I dont need any.

I have lots of Cat Toys. I have mice.  I have feathers on poles. I have Bells. I never play with them. I do not need Cat Toys.

I have lots of Grooming Tools.  I have a brush with two sides like Janus. I have two combs. I even  have a green container for them to match the kitchen.  I do not need Grooming Tools.

Dear Santa or Dear Ben 

All I want is to see you. 

All I want is to have Turkey Breast with no salt gravy on Christmas Day

Love Samson