A suitable place for a cat ?

I have only lived here for 485 days. In my reckless past I explored the neighbourhood, sniffed around, scratched a bit and took notes. Now I have widened my exploits. I am a Twitterer.  I am a Gourmet. I am an Entertainment. Best of all I procrastinate.

Shall I do lists of my Twitter interests? I am lying here in THEIR sitting room thinking about it. Here is my list of the lists

• best cyberfriends
• dogs I could relate to
• THEM and THEIR friends
• Cultural Interests for Felines
• Other cats with interesting carers

Shall I think of the food I really like and think about ?

• Caviar
• Prawns
• Steak and Kidney
•  Dolcellate and Stinking Bishop

Shall  I think of the places in the house and grounds that show me to best advantage when subliminally messaging THEM that I need praise

• On the sofa
• On the Wheelie Bin
• Lying  prone  or supine, both have had the desired effect
• Looking asleep on the mat , exactly half-way , in front of the Firescreen.
• On HIS Knee, whilst SHE has the camera.

Or shall I just think. Is the house warm?  Am I a lovely shade of gray?  Is Filey full of old people? Do we need Waitrose?  How many lives does a cat have? Do I want stay here?  Is it a suitable place for a cat?