You are very clever Master

I am so impressed. SHE is very impressed and  your Great Grandmother is very impressed. SHE has been showing all your new creations  to HER mother using her iphone . I think your  Great Grandmother is impressed with your Mother for being able to work an iphone out. Your Mother is very impressed that her Aged Parent has actually heard of EBay and Craft Central and the word  PLUSH which is nothing at all to do with Plumbs Upholstery .

SHE cant believe that its a year since THEY last came to see you at Craft Central in Clerkenwell, and here you are again.I hope your show goes well . Please let me know if I can do anything to help you , from here of course.  Send you soup or sugared almonds-you only have to ask. 

SHE and HE both send their love to you and want you to know they are VERY PROUD OF YOU.  Of course what they don't realise is that I am your Muse and best of Patrons, an Inspiration and a Mentor, but HA what do THEY know.

Chip

I have just played on the floor for 5 minutes  with what I now know was a chip. It fell from the oven and I was too quick for HER.  It smelled ok but it was difficult to grasp, being very hot. I have eaten it now. They are very surprised and discussing it as I write this.

My Christmas List Dear Master

I get rather cold now that I am older, and so Dear Master I would like one of those BEDS that pampered Cats have.I have been managing  with other forms of draft proofing and home build schemes but they dont seem to be really successful.

Please take pity on me.BUT I dont want any faux fur, faux animal prints or Tartan thank you very much.

This one is acceptable