Oh dear! Sorry !

Told u I had SAD

I have had SAD for the last month but I am nearly over it. The snow kept me from prowling, but I did sit , or lurk outside the back door waiting to catch the birds who were hanging around. But no birds hung around, just huge flocks of starlings sweeping in after counting 50 after the Sultanas were put out. SHE has been wasting the housekeeping again. Whats, more SHE has had to go up to Tescos most days for milk so has been tempted in to Value Sultana for the birds . Her language is a bit rough. SHE misses Mills who used to get Organic milk for her. SHE has to go to the dreaded T'S  as Smarts and Maynards and Paper shop only sell ordinary Milk. SHE is pedantic about ORGANIC MILK.  I wont go into it as it is boring and wildly unproven  what SHE thinks about milk and what the hormones fed to cows does to you. Why doesn't she do without like I do.

I am trying to be positive too.........

I see that SHE has been looking at the post that Pam Roberts has put on the Parish Blog. Its all very well for the church, but what about ME I say.

THEY think I have no feelings, that  no one has consulted me about the future really IRKS me. I have never made much of a fuss. I sit around and have to listen to THEIR choice on the radio. I have to sit around and listen to THEIR  Talking all day long. I have to look pretty and look and purr at THEIR friends every Wednesday night, THEIR daughter and her LITTLE HIMS most weekends, and do you Know Ben they have not once consulted me about MY FUTURE as they steam on with THEIR own FUTURE PLANS. 

Do THEY  think I have no feelings? Do THEY even realise that moving away from KIAORA could be very disturbing for an old feline. Where will I catch birds, where will I look out  from if we don't  have a drive? How will my public get to see me sitting around and gracing this pretty garden with my elegant presence?

I have looked at Pam's Post  myself. I am going to try and be positive too..........

This is difficult

I am at Cayton Carr again Ben. You know that and missed me terribly whilst you were at Kiaora . So did Win I know. She asked after me especially. You kept looking for signs of my domicile. I am sure you glanced up on the shelf at that green tray containing my brush and catnip and wondered if I was alright. Other He will have talked to HER about me I'm sure, and Win will have reiterated how gorgeous I am.

 I have been for 10days already. Its because of Christmas and your sisters issues with being in the presence of my DNA. I am sure THEY have not forgotten me. I know that SHE will have kept a dish of some Christmas fowl in the Deep Freezer for me, a bit of Giblets and Neck neatly diced and spiced with gravy made from the boiled up carcass of the turkey.  That will do nicely . I am looking forward to it on my return to Kiaora.  They didnt put a silly ribbon on me here, DG.

Sitting on £6 worth of paper with sharp claws

SHE is cross again. Of ALL places I heard HER say. Why cant he go somewhere else I heard HER say. Doesn't he know he's not allowed on furniture, I heard HIM say.

Now look here you two. I wanted to try it out, right, I was careful, right, stop going on at me, right.

You are very clever Master

I am so impressed. SHE is very impressed and  your Great Grandmother is very impressed. SHE has been showing all your new creations  to HER mother using her iphone . I think your  Great Grandmother is impressed with your Mother for being able to work an iphone out. Your Mother is very impressed that her Aged Parent has actually heard of EBay and Craft Central and the word  PLUSH which is nothing at all to do with Plumbs Upholstery .

SHE cant believe that its a year since THEY last came to see you at Craft Central in Clerkenwell, and here you are again.I hope your show goes well . Please let me know if I can do anything to help you , from here of course.  Send you soup or sugared almonds-you only have to ask. 

SHE and HE both send their love to you and want you to know they are VERY PROUD OF YOU.  Of course what they don't realise is that I am your Muse and best of Patrons, an Inspiration and a Mentor, but HA what do THEY know.

Chip

I have just played on the floor for 5 minutes  with what I now know was a chip. It fell from the oven and I was too quick for HER.  It smelled ok but it was difficult to grasp, being very hot. I have eaten it now. They are very surprised and discussing it as I write this.

My Christmas List Dear Master

I get rather cold now that I am older, and so Dear Master I would like one of those BEDS that pampered Cats have.I have been managing  with other forms of draft proofing and home build schemes but they dont seem to be really successful.

Please take pity on me.BUT I dont want any faux fur, faux animal prints or Tartan thank you very much.

This one is acceptable